Clown McCarthy

“Jayson has one of the best eyes on the team.” 

“It’s as if we’re playing in London.” 

“He looked like a llama.” 

“Greatest comebacks you can see here in this ballpark.” 

That was the entire sentence.

“Catch Jerry Piven in the acclaimed comedy series, Entourage.” 

“Buy a bottle, get a flip-flop.” 

“He got the ball and she whacked him.” 

“The Phils will take a one run lead, with a lot of emotion, into the bottom of the 9th.” 

“As far as major league debuts go, this* is one Domonic Brown is going to remember.” 

*This being Domonic Brown’s major league debut.

“I know that mullet style haircut was popular in the 80s because I had one.  I had hair!”